Some Words About Basketball

Now that the Lakers are in the playoffs and slated to win (again), we at OLPM present a few possible slogans to memoriate the occasion:

Lakers: Not Just a Big Dumb Pile of Water
Get ready for a Shaq Attack! And the ensuing lawsuits.
Twopoot!
We’re going all the way! So take those moronic flags off your SUV.
Thank God Jordan retired!
LA DOES have a real sports team! No, really!
Still not the Clippers!
If you’re good, Denzel will let you sit next to him!
If Shaq’s not rapping, this must be basketball!
Lakers ’01: the sense of entitlement is suffocating!