Hey, campers!

Well, I'm staying up late on a Tuesday night to reactivate this mess. For a quick look into my little brain, check previous rantings, and I will try to get more out there. If you want to catch some who's actually been actively updating their blog, check out my buddy Schuyler at: http://americanwaste.blogspot.com/

Since we last spoke, I have moved to Chicago and gotten a crappy job in a brand new field (yay, me!), along with restarting school. Yeah, like many mental adolescents, that is my answer to my fast-approaching midlife crisis. I have too much hair for a combover, and I wouldn't know what to do with a sports car if it ran over me, so this will have to do for now.

OK, well, part of the idea behind this clutch of bits was to entertain you, the non-existant reader. In the spirit of my approaching middle age, here's a list of possible new conditions I have to look forward to:

back spurts
arterial specks
Drummer's Kneecap
toe flange
regurgitative encephelitis
inflamed mole sweats
lip cramps
aphid posture
"heavy" warts
Tennyson's Sweatsock Fungus
nose-and-scrotum rash
The Dolge

Any and all of the above are available as band names for a nominal fee. Have fun.

Hey, campers!

Well, I'm staying up late on a Tuesday night to reactivate this mess. For a quick look into my little brain, check previous rantings, and I will try to get more out there. If you want to catch some who's actually been actively updating their blog, check out my buddy Schuyler at: http://americanwaste.blogspot.com/

Since we last spoke, I have moved to Chicago and gotten a crappy job in a brand new field (yay, me!), along with restarting school. Yeah, like many mental adolescents, that is my answer to my fast-approaching midlife crisis. I have too much hair for a combover, and I wouldn't know what to do with a sports car if it ran over me, so this will have to do for now.

OK, well, part of the idea behind this clutch of bits was to entertain you, the non-existant reader. In the spirit of my approaching middle age, here's a list of possible new conditions I have to look forward to:

back spurts
arterial specks
Drummer's Kneecap
toe flange
regurgitative encephelitis
inflamed mole sweats
lip cramps
aphid posture
"heavy" warts
Tennyson's Sweatsock Fungus
nose-and-scrotum rash
The Dolge

Any and all of the above are available as band names for a nominal fee. Have fun.

Hey, campers!

Well, I'm staying up late on a Tuesday night to reactivate this mess. For a quick look into my little brain, check previous rantings, and I will try to get more out there. If you want to catch some who's actually been actively updating their blog, check out my buddy Schuyler at: http://americanwaste.blogspot.com/

Since we last spoke, I have moved to Chicago and gotten a crappy job in a brand new field (yay, me!), along with restarting school. Yeah, like many mental adolescents, that is my answer to my fast-approaching midlife crisis. I have too much hair for a combover, and I wouldn't know what to do with a sports car if it ran over me, so this will have to do for now.

OK, well, part of the idea behind this clutch of bits was to entertain you, the non-existant reader. In the spirit of my approaching middle age, here's a list of possible new conditions I have to look forward to:

back spurts
arterial specks
Drummer's Kneecap
toe flange
regurgitative encephelitis
inflamed mole sweats
lip cramps
aphid posture
"heavy" warts
Tennyson's Sweatsock Fungus
nose-and-scrotum rash
The Dolge

Any and all of the above are available as band names for a nominal fee. Have fun.